A Sweetheart! How... Sweet! It's a classic tale of a krypto-alien in love with a tragedy struck cheerleader already in love with a perfectly handsome boyfriend... Hm. Maybe it's not so classic, but... Still! Lana and Clark! Cute...
You're a MILFer. Who ever thought that Nell Potter, a former flame of Jonathan Kent, would find herself as a bed buddy of Martha's? You sick, sick puppy... Can I have your number?