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Impoverished Jackson Rides On Roof Of Plane

Troubled, exiled, beat down, broke as hell former King Of Pop Michael Jackson rode on the top of a commercial plane today, arriving in Los Angeles earlier this afternoon. Passengers were shocked and pitied the Pauper of Soul, who apparently is so broke he can't even afford coach class. "It was horrible", explained LaTayRay Dawson, a passenger who noticed Jackson and his entourage as they helped each other to the top of the plane, "Such a shame to see a man have to do that, I woulda offered him my seat, but, you know." According to onlookers at one point Jackson's shoe fell off, but one of the flight attendants flung it back up. The pilot of the plane stated, "We normally don't let passengers ride on top of our planes but his spokeswoman called in and pleaded, saying he really needed to get back to the states." Jackson's spokeswoman, Raymondia J. Baignes responded, "Who said that!" and would comment no further. Upon arrival, Jackson refused to comment on his financial situation.

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