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view post Posted on 17/5/2004, 23:54




CITAZIONE (Anticazzate @ 17/5/2004, 23:19)
Uhm...
Se lo vedesse Cenerantola....
Una volta disse che mi aveva bloccato perche' la importunavo....

Supremo bricconcello?

Anzi
 
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Anticazzate
view post Posted on 18/5/2004, 13:42




Supremo "bramato" vorrai dire!
 
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ccc
view post Posted on 18/5/2004, 14:59




CITAZIONE (Anticazzate @ 18/5/2004, 14:42)
Supremo "bramato" vorrai dire!

Bramato? Caspita...
 
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Anticazzate
view post Posted on 22/5/2004, 13:24




... mi sovviene uno slogan adatto al caso....

"Scopa bene, scopa sano, scopa solo con la mano!!!!"

Pubblicita' progresso a cura del comitato "sesso sicuro" in seno alla campagna "sconfiggiamo le malattie del sesso promiscuo"

Edited by Anticazzate - 22/5/2004, 14:25
 
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yurj blackout
view post Posted on 22/5/2004, 13:25




ma è una campagna a favore dello spreco!
 
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ccc
view post Posted on 11/6/2004, 21:07




Pero' non si puo' negare che si tratti effettivamente di sesso sicuro
 
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titti2002
view post Posted on 12/6/2004, 22:07




CITAZIONE (Anticazzate @ 22/5/2004, 14:24)
... mi sovviene uno slogan adatto al caso....

"Scopa bene, scopa sano, scopa solo con la mano!!!!"

Pubblicita' progresso a cura del comitato "sesso sicuro" in seno alla campagna "sconfiggiamo le malattie del sesso promiscuo"

scusi emerita SOMMA
questo slogan è di natura maschilista
ma le donne?
troppa discriminazione
 
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ccc
view post Posted on 20/8/2004, 09:57




village people - sex over the phone

Well I just want to say
Lately I smile all day
Lately I'm never down
lately I never frown
At home or in the car
don't matter where you are
Don't wanna be alone
you just pick up the phone

Hello, fantasy hotline?
What's your credit card number?
69667113
"Your phone number?"
"7 51-61 77"
What's your fantasy?
I just wanna speak to a very hot one
"We'll call you back"


Sex over the phone - You know I like it
Sex over the phone - You know I need it
Sex over the phone - Come on and give it to me baby
Sex over the phone

This is the part I hate
why do they make you wait?
Here's where the fevers rise enough to cross my eyes
They can be short or tall
they can be white or black
I don't care not at all
long as they call me back

Hello?
Hello, baby, it's me, your fantasy
What's your name?
'Who cares? Just care about my body"
What do you look like?
Hot, I look very hot


Sex over the phone - In the morning
Sex over the phone - In the afternoon
Sex over the phone - Sometimes late in the evening.
Sex over the phone

When I want to take a ride I don't have to go outside
I don't need to dress if I'm feeling lazy
I can lie there in my bed painting pictures in my head
I just touch my princess and I go crazy
If you are feelin' hot and after all who's not?
Right now I've got a cure to help your temperature
All that you need's a dime and just a little time
A pay phone on the street can help you beat the heat

Sex over the phone - It's so fulfilling
Sex over the phone - They're always willing
Sex over the phone - Don't break connection baby
Sex over the phone

It's loving that you need
satisfaction guaranteed
It won't cost that much for you to start talking
It's a very small amount on your credit card account
Come on
let your fingers do the walking

Sex over the phone - you know I like it...

Edited by ccc - 20/8/2004, 10:59
 
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titti2002
view post Posted on 21/8/2004, 09:12




CITAZIONE (ccc @ 20/8/2004, 10:57)
village people - sex over the phone

Well I just want to say
Lately I smile all day
Lately I'm never down
lately I never frown
At home or in the car
don't matter where you are
Don't wanna be alone
you just pick up the phone

Hello, fantasy hotline?
What's your credit card number?
69667113
"Your phone number?"
"7 51-61 77"
What's your fantasy?
I just wanna speak to a very hot one
"We'll call you back"


Sex over the phone - You know I like it
Sex over the phone - You know I need it
Sex over the phone - Come on and give it to me baby
Sex over the phone

This is the part I hate
why do they make you wait?
Here's where the fevers rise enough to cross my eyes
They can be short or tall
they can be white or black
I don't care not at all
long as they call me back

Hello?
Hello, baby, it's me, your fantasy
What's your name?
'Who cares? Just care about my body"
What do you look like?
Hot, I look very hot


Sex over the phone - In the morning
Sex over the phone - In the afternoon
Sex over the phone - Sometimes late in the evening.
Sex over the phone

When I want to take a ride I don't have to go outside
I don't need to dress if I'm feeling lazy
I can lie there in my bed painting pictures in my head
I just touch my princess and I go crazy
If you are feelin' hot and after all who's not?
Right now I've got a cure to help your temperature
All that you need's a dime and just a little time
A pay phone on the street can help you beat the heat

Sex over the phone - It's so fulfilling
Sex over the phone - They're always willing
Sex over the phone - Don't break connection baby
Sex over the phone

It's loving that you need
satisfaction guaranteed
It won't cost that much for you to start talking
It's a very small amount on your credit card account
Come on
let your fingers do the walking

Sex over the phone - you know I like it...

sig.ra ccc
ancora conservo un vecchio 45 giri dei village people
avevo 17 anni quando lo comprai
 
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ccc
view post Posted on 21/8/2004, 10:04




CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 10:12)
sig.ra ccc
ancora conservo un vecchio 45 giri dei village people
avevo 17 anni quando lo comprai

L'anno scorso, quindi


(quale 45 giri ha?)
 
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titti2002
view post Posted on 21/8/2004, 10:10




CITAZIONE (ccc @ 21/8/2004, 11:04)
CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 10:12)
sig.ra ccc
ancora conservo un vecchio 45 giri dei village people
avevo 17 anni quando lo comprai  

L'anno scorso, quindi


(quale 45 giri ha?)

adesso neppure ricordo il titolo

L'anno scorso, quindi

quando fa così la adoro
 
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ccc
view post Posted on 21/8/2004, 10:13




CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 11:10)
CITAZIONE (ccc @ 21/8/2004, 11:04)
CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 10:12)
sig.ra ccc
ancora conservo un vecchio 45 giri dei village people
avevo 17 anni quando lo comprai  

L'anno scorso, quindi


(quale 45 giri ha?)

adesso neppure ricordo il titolo

L'anno scorso, quindi

quando fa così la adoro

Eh, lei coi titoli...

 
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titti2002
view post Posted on 21/8/2004, 10:16




CITAZIONE (ccc @ 21/8/2004, 11:13)
CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 11:10)
CITAZIONE (ccc @ 21/8/2004, 11:04)
CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 10:12)
sig.ra ccc
ancora conservo un vecchio 45 giri dei village people
avevo 17 anni quando lo comprai  

L'anno scorso, quindi


(quale 45 giri ha?)

adesso neppure ricordo il titolo

L'anno scorso, quindi

quando fa così la adoro

Eh, lei coi titoli...

lo so sono una frana
 
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ccc
view post Posted on 21/8/2004, 10:18




CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 11:16)
CITAZIONE (ccc @ 21/8/2004, 11:13)
CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 11:10)
CITAZIONE (ccc @ 21/8/2004, 11:04)
CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 10:12)
sig.ra ccc
ancora conservo un vecchio 45 giri dei village people
avevo 17 anni quando lo comprai  

L'anno scorso, quindi


(quale 45 giri ha?)

adesso neppure ricordo il titolo

L'anno scorso, quindi

quando fa così la adoro

Eh, lei coi titoli...

lo so sono una frana

Well, nobody's perfect
 
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titti2002
view post Posted on 21/8/2004, 12:17




CITAZIONE (ccc @ 21/8/2004, 11:18)
CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 11:16)
CITAZIONE (ccc @ 21/8/2004, 11:13)
CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 11:10)
CITAZIONE (ccc @ 21/8/2004, 11:04)
CITAZIONE (titti2002 @ 21/8/2004, 10:12)
sig.ra ccc
ancora conservo un vecchio 45 giri dei village people
avevo 17 anni quando lo comprai  

L'anno scorso, quindi


(quale 45 giri ha?)

adesso neppure ricordo il titolo

L'anno scorso, quindi

quando fa così la adoro

Eh, lei coi titoli...

lo so sono una frana

Well, nobody's perfect

lo dice anche madona in una sua canzone
ma non mi chieda il titolo
 
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